More Erma Bombeck Quotes

1. ... it's simply wrong to always order kids to stop ...
   
2. A child develops individuality long before he deve ...
   
3. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife ...
   
4. Anybody who watches three games of football in a r ...
   
5. Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; H ...
   
6. Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It ...
   
7. I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food. ...
   
8. I come from a family where gravy is considered a b ...
   
9. I do not participate in any sport with ambulances ...
   
10. I told you I was sick. (On her tombstone) ...
    
11. If a man watches three football games in a row he ...
    
12. If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. ...
    
13. In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I ...
    
14. It is fast approaching the point where I don't wan ...
    
15. My second favorite household chore is ironing. My ...
    
16. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died ...
    
17. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have giv ...
    
18. One thing they never tell you about child raising ...
    
19. Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children ...
    
20. People are always asking couples whose marriage ha ...
    
21. Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepar ...
    
22. The art of never making a mistake is crucial to mo ...
    
23. There are people who put their dreams in a little ...
    
24. There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake ...
    
25. We've got a generation now who were born with semi ...
    
26. When humor goes, there goes civilization. ...
    
27. When I stand before God at the end of my life, I w ...
    
28. You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the Ame ...