More Victor Borge Quotes

1. Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wa ...
   
2. He was happily married - but his wife wasn't ...
   
3. Humor is something that thrives between man's aspi ...
   
4. I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. W ...
   
5. I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs ...
   
6. I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and ...
   
7. I wish to thank my parents for making it all possi ...
   
8. Laughter is the shortest distance between two peop ...
   
9. My father invented a cure for which there was no d ...
   
10. Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once ...
    
11. The difference between a violin and a viola is tha ...
    
12. The essence of a general's job is to assist in dev ...
    
13. When an opera star sings her head off, she usually ...
    
14. You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Seba ...