More Dorothy Parker Quotes

1. "Coolidge is dead"
   "How could they tell? ...
   
2. A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika. ...
   
3. Art is a form of catharsis. ...
   
4. Brevity is the soul of lingerie. ...
   
5. Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you. (Telegra ...
   
6. Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little bi ...
   
7. His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets. ...
   
8. I don't care what is written about me so long as i ...
   
9. I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I ...
   
10. I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a ...
    
11. I require three things in a man. He must be handso ...
    
12. I went to a convent in New York and was fired fina ...
    
13. I'm never going to be famous. My name will never b ...
    
14. If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were l ...
    
15. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just ...
    
16. Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses. ...
    
17. Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of ...
    
18. She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. (speak ...
    
19. Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will ...
    
20. That would be a good thing for them to cut on my t ...
    
21. The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asqui ...
    
22. The best way to keep children home is to make the ...
    
23. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cur ...
    
24. The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism ...
    
25. The two most beautiful words in the English langua ...
    
26. There's a helluva distance between wisecracking an ...
    
27. They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm. ...
    
28. This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It ...
    
29. Trapped, like a trap in a trap. ...