More Anonymous Quotes

1. A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-sta ...
   
2. A closed mind is a good thing to lose. ...
   
3. A closed mouth gathers no feet. ...
   
4. A coincidence is when God performs a miracle and d ...
   
5. A conscience is what hurts when all your other par ...
   
6. A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave just on ...
   
7. A dreamer lives for eternity. ...
   
8. A groundless rumor often covers a lot of ground. ...
   
9. A guilty conscience needs no accuser. ...
   
10. A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimen ...
    
11. A man has no more character than he can command in ...
    
12. A man is known by the company he avoids. ...
    
13. A Native American grandfather was talking to his g ...
    
14. A New Year's resolution is something that goes in ...
    
15. A single fact can spoil a good argument. ...
    
16. Alas my love you do me wrong,
    To cast me of di ...
    
17. Always imitate the behavior of winners when you lo ...
    
18. Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly p ...
    
19. Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and specia ...
    
20. As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather ...
    
21. Aviation in itself is not inherently dangerous. Bu ...
    
22. Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get ...
    
23. Be alert to give service. What counts a great deal ...
    
24. Better to get up late and be wide awake than to ge ...
    
25. Better to get up late and be wide awake than to ge ...
    
26. Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Pla ...
    
27. Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Pla ...
    
28. Business conventions are important because they de ...
    
29. By courage I repel adversity. ...
    
30. By courage I repel adversity.
    (Adversa Virtute ...
    
31. Change is good, but dollars are better. ...
    
32. Christmas carolers sing about peace on earth, but ...
    
33. Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - ...
    
34. Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ide ...
    
35. Concern should drive us into action and not into d ...
    
36. Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you wan ...
    
37. Conway's Law: In any organization there will alway ...
    
38. Dare to be wise. ...
    
39. Dare to be wise.
    (Sapere Aude) ...
    
40. Discretion is the better part of valor. ...
    
41. Diversity is the one true thing we all have in com ...
    
42. Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead ...
    
43. Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are ...
    
44. Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be six ...
    
45. Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car tha ...
    
46. Efficiency is intelligent laziness. ...
    
47. Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? Becaus ...
    
48. Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test f ...
    
49. Experience is what causes a person to make new mis ...
    
50. Faith sees the invisible, feels the intangible, an ...
    
51. Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, ...
    
52. For every action, there is an equal and opposite g ...
    
53. Getting married is very much like going to a resta ...
    
54. Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Lig ...
    
55. God helps those who help themselves. ...
    
56. God is either everything, or He is nothing. ...
    
57. God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not ...
    
58. God is not dead but alive and well and working on ...
    
59. God is not dead but alive and well and working on ...
    
60. God, I offer myself to Thee, to build with me and ...
    
61. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any m ...
    
62. Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, an ...
    
63. Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ. ...
    
64. HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifet ...
    
65. I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency. ...
    
66. I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency. ...
    
67. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain ...
    
68. I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represe ...
    
69. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. ...
    
70. I have decided that suicide is completely out of t ...
    
71. I just love to do special things for my wife on Va ...
    
72. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not fo ...
    
73. If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things obse ...
    
74. If for a tranquil mind you seek,
    These things ...
    
75. If it's going to be two against one, make sure you ...
    
76. If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, ...
    
77. If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you bre ...
    
78. If you chase two rabbits, both will escape. ...
    
79. If you don't have time to do it right you must hav ...
    
80. If you don't know how to do something, you don't k ...
    
81. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person ...
    
82. If you really do put a small value upon yourself, ...
    
83. If you really do put a small value upon yourself, ...
    
84. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try mis ...
    
85. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've g ...
    
86. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. ...
    
87. It is light grief that can take counsel. ...
    
88. It is light grief that can take counsel. ...
    
89. It is wise to keep in mind that no success or fail ...
    
90. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply ...
    
91. It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way ...
    
92. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're goin ...
    
93. Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patienc ...
    
94. Last one off the plane must clean it. ...
    
95. Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the ...
    
96. Liberals are very broadminded they are always will ...
    
97. Liberals are very broadminded: they are always wil ...
    
98. Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the res ...
    
99. Life is a sexually transmitted disease. ...
    
100. Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll ...
     
101. Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in op ...
     
102. Many people look forward to the New Year for a new ...
     
103. May no portent of evil be attached to the words I ...
     
104. May no portent of evil be attached to the words I ...
     
105. Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent i ...
     
106. Most of us go to our grave with our music still in ...
     
107. Music speaks what cannot be expressed, soothes the ...
     
108. My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss hi ...
     
109. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a g ...
     
110. Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not ...
     
111. Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fl ...
     
112. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. ...
     
113. No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats ...
     
114. No man deserves punishment for his thoughts. ...
     
115. No man deserves punishment for his thoughts. ...
     
116. Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyb ...
     
117. Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyb ...
     
118. Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyb ...
     
119. Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday ...
     
120. People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges t ...
     
121. Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wrea ...
     
122. Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. ...
     
123. Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love. ...
     
124. Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' val ...
     
125. Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will ...
     
126. Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any perso ...
     
127. Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, captur ...
     
128. Some people get angry because God put thorns on ro ...
     
129. Someday is not a day of the week. ...
     
130. Stupid is a boundless concept. ...
     
131. Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you ther ...
     
132. Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We ho ...
     
133. The best defense against the atom bomb is not to b ...
     
134. The best defense against the atom bomb is not to b ...
     
135. The best way to succeed in life is to act on the a ...
     
136. The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitme ...
     
137. The difference between genius and stupidity is tha ...
     
138. The fewer clear facts you have in support of an op ...
     
139. The future belongs to those who dare. ...
     
140. The ingenuity of the device blinds us to its utter ...
     
141. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a brok ...
     
142. The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying ...
     
143. The more you know, the less you need to show. ...
     
144. The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of Americ ...
     
145. The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the ...
     
146. The smallest good deed is better than the grandest ...
     
147. The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you wat ...
     
148. There are many intelligent species in the universe ...
     
149. There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been ...
     
150. There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been ...
     
151. There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mi ...
     
152. There are two things I have learned: There is a Go ...
     
153. There is no snooze button on a cat who wants break ...
     
154. There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but ther ...
     
155. There was a young man of Dundoo,
     Whose limeric ...
     
156. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as go ...
     
157. Time is that quality of nature which keeps events ...
     
158. Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy ...
     
159. Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice. ...
     
160. Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice. ...
     
161. To be free it is not enough to beat the system, on ...
     
162. To harken to evil conversation is the road to wick ...
     
163. To harken to evil conversation is the road to wick ...
     
164. To him that you tell your secret you resign your l ...
     
165. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to r ...
     
166. To the world you might be one person; but to one p ...
     
167. Truth fears no questions. ...
     
168. Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubt ...
     
169. Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubt ...
     
170. Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are r ...
     
171. Victory is a political fiction. ...
     
172. We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if ...
     
173. Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and con ...
     
174. Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and con ...
     
175. When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it u ...
     
176. When you point your finger at someone, three finge ...
     
177. Write a wise saying and your name will live foreve ...
     
178. Write a wise saying and your name will live foreve ...
     
179. You add insult to injury. ...
     
180. You add insult to injury.
     (Injuriae Addis Cont ...
     
181. Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and ...
     
182. Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyo ...