More Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

1. Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ...
   
2. I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell a ...
   
3. I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejecti ...
   
4. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He ...
   
5. I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey ga ...
   
6. In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove ...
   
7. Life is just a bowl of pits. ...
   
8. My mother had morning sickness after I was born. ...
   
9. My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap... ...
   
10. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we ...
    
11. My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The oth ...
    
12. My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me n ...
    
13. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I alw ...
    
14. With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toas ...
    
15. Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Ma ...