Lewis Black
Born: 1948-08-30
Birthplace: Silver Spring, MD
Field: Comic
Info: Rants on The Daily Show
Lewis Black Quotes
But those aren't the flavors. That'd make too much sense. Apple and pear, according to Dr. Phil, are body types the bars are made for. Hey, I've got some advice. If you look like an apple or a pear, eat an apple or a pear! [On Dr. Phil's energy bars]
More Lewis Black Quotes
- Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it ...
- But those aren't the flavors. That'd make too much ...
- Candy Corn is the only candy in the history of Ame ...
- I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that who ...
- In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to Geor ...
- Let's face it, Americans are fat all year round, b ...
- MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken! ...
- The last person to get across that town in under t ...
- The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The De ...
- There are two things I know about life... Only the ...
- Turns out we've all been eating the wrong thing... ...
- You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If ...
|
|
