More Will Rogers Quotes

1. Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with ...
   
2. Always drink upstream from the herd. ...
   
3. An economist's guess is liable to be as good as an ...
   
4. An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what yo ...
   
5. An onion can make people cry, but there has never ...
   
6. Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now ...
   
7. Being a hero is about the shortest-lived professio ...
   
8. Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thir ...
   
9. Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until ...
   
10. Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some g ...
    
11. Don't let yesterday take up too much of today. ...
    
12. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run ...
    
13. Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects ...
    
14. Every time a woman leaves off something she looks ...
    
15. Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. ...
    
16. Everything is changing. People are taking the come ...
    
17. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to ...
    
18. Half our life is spent trying to find something to ...
    
19. Heroing is one of the shortest lived professions t ...
    
20. I bet you if I had met him Trotsky and had a chat ...
    
21. I can remember way back when a liberal was one who ...
    
22. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government an ...
    
23. I guess there is nothing that will get your mind o ...
    
24. I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I g ...
    
25. I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy ...
    
26. I'm not a member of any organized political party, ...
    
27. I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same ...
    
28. If any of us had a child that we thought was as ba ...
    
29. If I could kick the person in the tail that causes ...
    
30. If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't ...
    
31. If you can build a business up big enough, it's re ...
    
32. It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you ...
    
33. Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed t ...
    
34. Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ...
    
35. Never let yesterday use up too much of today. ...
    
36. Never miss a good chance to shut up. ...
    
37. Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one m ...
    
38. Nothing you can't spell will ever work. ...
    
39. Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven ...
    
40. On account of being a democracy and run by the peo ...
    
41. Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. ...
    
42. Parades should be classed as a nuisance and partic ...
    
43. People are getting smarter nowadays; they are lett ...
    
44. People love high ideals, but they got to be about ...
    
45. Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots o ...
    
46. Politics is applesauce. ...
    
47. Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as lon ...
    
48. See what will happen if you don't stop biting your ...
    
49. So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the f ...
    
50. Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would ...
    
51. The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. ...
    
52. The fellow that can only see a week ahead is alway ...
    
53. The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation ...
    
54. The income tax has made more liars out of the Amer ...
    
55. The man with the best job in the country is the Vi ...
    
56. The more you read and observe about this Politics ...
    
57. The movies are the only business where you can go ...
    
58. The only time people dislike gossip is when you go ...
    
59. The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive ...
    
60. There is good news from Washington today. Congress ...
    
61. There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, ...
    
62. There ought to be one day -- just one -- where the ...
    
63. There's no trick to being a humorist when you have ...
    
64. There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neit ...
    
65. This country has come to feel the same when Congre ...
    
66. We are all here for a spell get all the good laugh ...
    
67. We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit ...
    
68. We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bi ...
    
69. We have the best Congress money can buy. ...
    
70. Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. ...
    
71. What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and ...
    
72. Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment pro ...
    
73. With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a ...
    
74. You can't say civilization isn't advancing; in eve ...
    
75. You know everybody is ignorant, only on different ...