Famous Airplane Quotes - Famous Quotes about Airplanes
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
- Bob Monkhouse
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Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.
- Al Boliska
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As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.
- Anonymous
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Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.
- Amelia Earhart
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Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern.
- Anonymous
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Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
- Lord Kelvin
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I did not fully understand the dread term 'terminal illness' until I saw Heathrow Airport for myself.
- Dennis Potter
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I realized that if I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
- Charles Lindbergh
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If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
- Tom Stoppard
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If God had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control.
- Craig Charles
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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
- Mel Brooks
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It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on Earth has ever produced the phrase, 'as pretty as an airport.' Airports are ugly. Some are very ugly. Some attain a degree of ugliness that can only be the result of a special effort.
- Douglas Adams
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Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults acting like children.
- Anonymous
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Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately.
- Anonymous
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Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.
- Anonymous
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The airplane stays up because it doesn't have the time to fall.
- Orville Wright
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
- Benny Hill
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The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.
- Gunter's Second Law of Air Travel
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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...
- Anonymous
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We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane.
- Anonymous
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When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
- The Airplane Law
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When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
- Gunter's First Law of Air Travel
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
- Steven Wright
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Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments.
- Anonymous
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