Famous Appearance Quotes - Famous Quotes about Appearance
I change my hairstyle every day for the show, I'm fastidious and vain about my nails and teeth and grooming and makeup, but a perfect body, forget it. Dust to dust, wuggies to wuggies.
- Kathy Lee Gifford
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I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes cupboard.
- David Niven
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I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.
- Britney Spears
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It's impossible to be more flat-chested than I am.
- Candice Bergen
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Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.
- Sonja Henie
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My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance
- Victor Borge
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- Rodney Dangerfield
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