Famous Divorce Quotes - Famous Quotes about Divorce
A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, "Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?" holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made. "Yet," added he, "none of you can tell where it pinches me."
- Plutarch
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Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits.
- Pope Leo XIII
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I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.
- Edward Albee
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
- Elayne Boosler
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. (married 13 times, to 11 women)
- Tommy Manville
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She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.
- Jerry Reed
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Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?
They're worth it.
- Henny Youngman
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You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
- Norman Mailer
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You have no idea of the women I didn't marry.
- Artie Shaw
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
- Bob Hope
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