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80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
- Third Law of Applied Terror
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Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
- Fourth Law of Applied Terror
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I felt alienated at school, and I never did well with girls.
- Burt Bacharach
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
- Jeff Foxworthy
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
- Lenny Bruce
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If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
- Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied Terror
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If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
- Fifth Law of Applied Terror
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If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
- Wayne Knight
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In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
- Mark Twain
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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It is not who you attend school with but who controls the school you attend.
- Nikki Giovanni
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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
- Norm Crosby
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Science itself, therefore, may be regarded as a minimal problem, consisting of the completest possible presentment of facts with the least possible expenditure of thought.
- Ernst Mach
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
- Gracie Allen
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Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.
- Beatrix Potter
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The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
- Second Law of Applied Terror
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The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
- Corollary to the Fourth Law of Applied Terror
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When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.
- First Law of Applied Terror
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