Anonymous Quotes - Famous Quotes by Anonymous
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A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Christmas ] ***
A closed mind is a good thing to lose.
- Anonymous
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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- Anonymous
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A coincidence is when God performs a miracle and decides to remain anonymous.
- Anonymous
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
- Anonymous
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A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave just one.
- Anonymous
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A dreamer lives for eternity.
- Anonymous
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A groundless rumor often covers a lot of ground.
- Anonymous
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A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
- Anonymous
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A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
- Anonymous
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A man has no more character than he can command in a time of crisis.
- Anonymous
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A man is known by the company he avoids.
- Anonymous
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A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt. He said, "I feel as if I have two wolves fighting in my heart. One wolf is the vengeful, angry, violent one. The other wolf is the loving, compassionate one. The grandson asked him, Which wolf will win the fight in your heart? The grandfather answered, The one I feed.
- Anonymous, As told in Women Who Run With the Wolves by Clarissa
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Humor ] ***
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
- Anonymous
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Alas my love you do me wrong,
To cast me of discurteously;
And I have loved you so long,
Delighting in your company.
- Anonymous, Greensleeves
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Always imitate the behavior of winners when you lose.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Success ] [ Winning ] ***
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
- Anonymous
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Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.
- Anonymous
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As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Airplane ] ***
Aviation in itself is not inherently dangerous. But to an even greater degree than the sea, it is terribly unforgiving of carelessness, incapacity, or neglect.
- Anonymous
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
- Anonymous
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Be alert to give service. What counts a great deal in life is what we do for others.
- Anonymous
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Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
- Anonymous
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Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
- Anonymous
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Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.
- Anonymous
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Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.
- Anonymous
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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Work ] ***
By courage I repel adversity.
- Anonymous
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By courage I repel adversity.
(Adversa Virtute Repello)
- Anonymous
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Change is good, but dollars are better.
- Anonymous
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Christmas carolers sing about peace on earth, but they don’t tell us where.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Christmas ] ***
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
- Anonymous
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Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.
- Anonymous
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Concern should drive us into action and not into depression.
- Anonymous
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Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.
- Anonymous
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Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Work ] ***
Dare to be wise.
- Anonymous
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Dare to be wise.
(Sapere Aude)
- Anonymous
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Discretion is the better part of valor.
- Anonymous
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Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every day.
- Anonymous
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Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.
- Anonymous
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Cat ] [ Dog ] ***
Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen.
- Anonymous
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Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Driving ] ***
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
- Anonymous
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Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? Because for every $50 that you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Tax ] ***
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.
- anonymous
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Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
- anonymous
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Faith sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Faith ] [ Impossible ] ***
Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Airplane ] ***
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Government ] ***
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
- Anonymous
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Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for rest of his life.
- Anonymous
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God helps those who help themselves.
- Anonymous
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God is either everything, or He is nothing.
- Bill Wilson, Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous
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God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Irish ] [ God ] ***
God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.
- Anonymous
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God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.
- Anonymous, Graffito
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God, I offer myself to Thee, to build with me and to do with me as Thou wilt. Relieve me of the bondage of self, that I may better do Thy will. Take away my difficulties, that victory over them may bear witness to those I would help of Thy power, Thy love and Thy way of life. May I do Thy will always. Amen.
- Alcoholics Anonymous Prayer
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Church ] ***
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous
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Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ.
- Anonymous
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HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Animal ] [ Work ] [ Food ] [ Commitment ] [ Chicken ] [ Pig ] [ Egg ] ***
I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
- Anonymous
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I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
- Anonymous, French slogan
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Food ] [ Vegetarian ] ***
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
- Anonymous
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Marriage ] [ Cat ] ***
I have decided that suicide is completely out of the question. I refuse to end the suffering of others... No, I must contemplate homicide and end the suffering of one... ME!!!
- Anonymous
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I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.
- Anonymous
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Success ] ***
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where.
- Anonymous
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If for a tranquil mind you seek,
These things observe with care:
Of whom you speak, to whom you speak,
And how, and when and where.
- Anonymous
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If it's going to be two against one, make sure you are not the one.
- Anonymous
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If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Christmas ] ***
If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Winning ] ***
If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
- Anonymous
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If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Time ] ***
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Computer ] ***
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Money ] ***
If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
- Anonymous
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If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
- Anonymous
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Money ] [ Caring ] ***
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Tax ] ***
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
- Anonymous
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It is light grief that can take counsel.
- Anonymous
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It is light grief that can take counsel.
- Anonymous
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It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.
- Anonymous
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Life ] ***
It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.
- Anonymous
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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Light ] [ Darkness ] ***
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.
- Anonymous
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Last one off the plane must clean it.
- Anonymous
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Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Integrity ] ***
Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
- Anonymous
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Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
- Anonymous
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Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.
- Anonymous
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
- Anonymous
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Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
- Anonymous
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Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Christmas ] ***
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Habit ] [ New Years ] ***
May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.
- Anonymous
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May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.
- Anonymous
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Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Money ] [ Happiness ] ***
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Music ] ***
Music speaks what cannot be expressed, soothes the mind and gives it rest, heals the heart and makes it whole, flows from heaven to the soul.
- Anonymous
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My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Marriage ] [ Cat ] ***
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Housekeeping ] ***
Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.
- Anonymous
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Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly.
- Anonymous
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Testing ] ***
No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Cat ] [ Heaven ] ***
No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
- Anonymous
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No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
- Anonymous
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Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
- Anonymous
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Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
- Anonymous
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Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
- Anonymous
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Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
- Anonymous
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People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Worry ] ***
Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Christmas ] ***
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
- Anonymous
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Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
- Anonymous
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Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Valentine ] ***
Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults acting like children.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Airplane ] ***
Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Airplane ] ***
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.
- anonymous, Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
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Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him for putting roses among thorns.
- Anonymous
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Someday is not a day of the week.
- Anonymous
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Stupid is a boundless concept.
- Anonymous
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Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.
- Anonymous
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Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Airplane ] ***
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
- Anonymous
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The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
- Anonymous
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The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
- Anonymous
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The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Commitment ] ***
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
- Anonymous
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The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your emotional attachment to that opinion.
- Anonymous
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The future belongs to those who dare.
- Anonymous
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The ingenuity of the device blinds us to its utter uselessness.
- Anonymous British civil servant, "Take Her Deep" by I.J. Galatin
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Travel ] ***
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
- Anonymous
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The more you know, the less you need to show.
- Anonymous
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The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees. Then they fell upon the aborigines.
- Anonymous
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The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
- Anonymous
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The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.
- Anonymous
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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
- Anonymous
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There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
- Anonymous
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There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
- Anonymous
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There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
- Anonymous
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There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
- Anonymous
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There are two things I have learned: There is a God. And I'm not Him.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ God ] ***
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
- Anonymous
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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...
- Anonymous
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There was a young man of Dundoo,
Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
- Anonymous
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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
- Anonymous
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Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
- Anonymous
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Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Time ] [ Beauty ] ***
Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.
- Anonymous
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Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.
- Anonymous
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To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat the system every day.
- Anonymous
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To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness..
- Anonymous
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To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. (Pravis Assuescere Sermonibus Est Via Ad Rem Ipsam)
- Anonymous
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To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
- Anonymous
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
- Anonymus
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To the world you might be one person; but to one person you might be the world.
- Anonymous
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Truth fears no questions.
- Anonymous
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Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything.
- Anonymous
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Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything.
- Anonymous
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
- Anonymous
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Victory is a political fiction.
- Anonymous
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We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Airplane ] ***
Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
- Anonymous
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Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
- Anonymous
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When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
- Anonymous
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When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.
- Anonymous
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Write a wise saying and your name will live forever
- Anonymous
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Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
- Anonymous
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You add insult to injury.
- Anonymous
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You add insult to injury.
(Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)
- Anonymous
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Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Airplane ] ***
Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you're beyond the need of God's grace.
- Anonymous
More quotations on: [ Grace ] ***
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