Sam Levenson Quotes - Famous Quotes by Sam Levenson
Born: 1911-12-28
Died: 1980-08-27
Sam Levenson Biography
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
- Sam Levenson
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
- Sam Levenson
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
- Sam Levenson
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Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids.
- Sam Levenson
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It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
- Sam Levenson
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
- Sam Levenson
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Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.
- Sam Levenson
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
- Sam Levenson
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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
- Sam Levenson
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