Elayne Boosler Quotes - Famous Quotes by Elayne Boosler
Born: 1952-08-18
Died: 0000-00-00
Elayne Boosler Biography
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
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Only a weak mind seeks ultimate answers.
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We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
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What do hookers do on their nights off—type?
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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