Matt Groening Quotes - Famous Quotes by Matt Groening
Born: 1954-02-15
Died: 0000-00-00
Matt Groening Biography
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
- Matt Groening
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
- Matt Groening
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
- Matt Groening
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
- Matt Groening, "Life in Hell"
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Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
- Matt Groening
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