Emo Philips Quotes - Famous Quotes by Emo Philips
Born: 1956-02-07
Died: 0000-00-00
Emo Philips Biography
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
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My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
- Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
- Emo Philips
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