Famous Quotes & Sayings Quote Search Top Quote Sites Links
Famous Birthday Quotes Famous Business Quotes Famous Education Quotes Famous Friendship Quotes Famous Leadership Quotes Famous Life Quotes
Famous Love Quotes Famous Military Quotes Famous Movie Quotes Famous Music Quotes Famous Sports Quotes Famous Success Quotes
Muhammad Ali Quotes Winston Churchill Quotes Confucius Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Benjamin Franklin Quotes Paris Hilton Quotes
Michael Jordan Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Vince Lombardi Quotes Martin Luther King Quotes Marilyn Monroe Quotes Oscar Wilde Quotes
Famous Quotes - Famous Sayings
Famous Quotes & Famous Sayings
Famous Quotes by Author:   A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Famous Quotes by Subject:  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Andy Rooney Quotes - Famous Quotes by Andy Rooney


Born: 1919-01-14
Died: 0000-00-00

Andy Rooney Biography

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Equality ]
***
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
- Andy Rooney
***
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Computer ]
***
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Work ]
***
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Old Age ]
***
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Food ]
***
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
- Andy Rooney
***
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Dog ]
***
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
- Andy Rooney
***
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Truth ]
***
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
- Andy Rooney
***
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Teacher ]
***
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ News ]
***
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
- Andy Rooney
***
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ George Bush ] [ Tax ]
***
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
- Andy Rooney
***
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Army ]
***
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Dog ]
***
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.
- Andy Rooney
***
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Government ]
***
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Political ]
***
The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Music ]
***
There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Coffee ]
***
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Mistake ]
***
We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason nobody's ever done it.
- Andy Rooney
***
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
- Andy Rooney
More quotations on: [ Food ]
***

Popular Famous Quotes Categories

Here is a small sampling of our famous quotes topics:
Famous Anger Quotes
Famous Art Quotes
Famous Baseball Quotes
Famous Basketball Quotes
Famous Birthday Quotes
Famous Business Quotes
Famous Change Quotes
Famous Christian Quotes
Famous Computer Quotes
Famous Death Quotes
Famous Dream Quotes
Famous Education Quotes
Famous Equality Quotes
Famous Experience Quotes
Famous Faith Quotes
Famous Football Quotes
Famous Forgiving Quotes
Famous Friendship Quotes
Famous Golf Quotes
Famous Government Quotes
Famous Graduation Quotes
Famous History Quotes
Famous Imagination Quotes
Famous Intellect Quotes
Famous Leadership Quotes
Famous Life Quotes
Famous Love Quotes
Famous Marriage Quotes
Famous Military Quotes
Famous Money Quotes
Famous Movie Quotes
Famous Music Quotes
Famous Nature Quotes
Famous Old Age Quotes
Famous Patriotic Quotes
Famous Peace Quotes
Famous Poetry Quotes
Famous Philosophy Quotes
Famous Political Quotes
Famous Religion Quotes
Famous Science Quotes
Famous Sports Quotes
Famous Star Wars Quotes
Famous Success Quotes
Famous Teacher Quotes
Famous Technology Quotes
Famous Time Quotes
Famous Truth Quotes
Famous War Quotes
Famous Wisdom Quotes
Famous Women Quotes
Famous Work Quotes

Famous Quotes by Popular People

Select our famous quotes by these famous people:
Douglas Adams Quotes
Alexander The Great Quotes
Muhammad Ali Quotes
Maya Angelou Quotes
Aristotle Quotes
Jane Austen Quotes
Yogi Berra Quotes
Ambrose Bierce< Quotes/A>
Lewis Black Quotes
Erma Bombeck Quotes
Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes
James Brown Quotes
Warren Buffet Quotes
George W.Bush Quotes
Julius Caesar Quotes
Al Capone Quotes
George Carlin Quotes
George Washington Carver Quotes
Johnny Cash Quotes
Gilbert K.Chesterton Quotes
Winston Churchill Quotes
Bill Clinton Quotes
Hillary Clinton Quotes
Confucius Quotes
Dane Cook Quotes
Bill Cosby Quotes
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Johnny Depp Quotes
Charles Dickens Quotes
Walt Disney Quotes
Frederick Douglass Quotes
Thomas Edison Quotes
Albert Einstein Quotes
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes
Gerald Ford Quotes
Anne Frank Quotes
Benjamin Franklin Quotes
Mahatma Gandhi Quotes
Bill Gates Quotes
Jimi Hendrix Quotes
Audrey Hepburn Quotes
Paris Hilton Quotes
Adolf Hitler Quotes
Homer Quotes
Langston Hughes Quotes
Saddam Hussein Quotes
Thomas Jefferson Quotes
Angelina Jolie Quotes
Michael Jordan Quotes
Helen Keller Quotes
John F. Kennedy Quotes
Martin Luther King Quotes
Lao-tzu
Bruce Lee Quotes
Leonardo Da Vinci
C.S. Lewis Quotes
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
Vince Lombardi
Martin Luther Quotes
Nelson Mandela Quotes
Groucho Marx Quotes
Karl Marx Quotes
H. L. Mencken Quotes
Marilyn Monroe Quotes
Mother Teresa
Isaac Newton
Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes
Barack Obama Quotes
Dorothy Parker Quotes
Dolly Parton Quotes
George S. Patton Quotes
Plato Quotes
Edgar Allan Poe Quotes
Elvis Presley Quotes
Ronald Reagan Quotes
Jackie Robinson Quotes
Chris Rock Quotes
Will Rogers Quotes
Theodore Roosevelt Quotes
Adam Sandler Quotes
Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
William Shakespeare Quotes
George Bernard Shaw Quotes
Will Smith
Socrates Quotes
Britney Spears Quotes
John Steinbeck Quotes
Henry David Thoreau Quotes
Mark Twain Quotes
Voltaire Quotes
Andy Warhol Quotes
George Washington Quotes
John Wayne Quotes
Oscar Wilde Quotes
Robin Williams Quotes
Oprah Winfrey Quotes
Tiger Woods Quotes
Steven Wright Quotes
Malcolm X




It is believed that all material on this web site is in the public domain.
This web site Copyright 2002-2008 By Steven J. Hayes.All rights reserved.
Basic Quotations is part of the 21st Century Basics family of sites.
Privacy Statement

Basics 4 Life Topsites