Victor Borge Quotes - Famous Quotes by Victor Borge
Born: 1909-01-03
Died: 2000-12-23
Victor Borge Biography
Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Victor Borge
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't
- Victor Borge
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
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I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?”
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I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
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Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.
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When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance
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You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
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