Steve Allen Quotes - Famous Quotes by Steve Allen
Born: 1921-12-26
Died: 2000-10-30
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Answer to the question: Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Vagner?
- Steve Allen, from the Question Man segment on the Steve Allen Sh
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Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
- Steve Allen
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Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
- Steve Allen
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I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
- Steve Allen
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Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.
- Steve Allen
More quotations on: [ Government ] ***
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