Scott Adams Quotes - Famous Quotes by Scott Adams
Born: 1957-06-08
Died: 0000-00-00
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- Scott Adams
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- Scott Adams
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- Scott Adams
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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
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I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
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I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.
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I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.
- Scott Adams
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask Do they get smart just in time to ask questions
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
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Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
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No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab. -- (Diblert Newsletter, 12)
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No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
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No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
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Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. -- (Dilbert, 1998)
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Technology: No Place for Wimps!
- Scott Adams, Dilbert
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
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The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage--Management.
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."
- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as 'nutty methods.' Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as a complete waste of time.
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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
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We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.
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We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
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