Phyllis Diller Quotes - Famous Quotes by Phyllis Diller
Born: 1917-07-17
Died: 0000-00-00
Phyllis Diller Biography
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
- Phyllis Diller
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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His favorite exercise is climbing tall people. (on Mickey Rooney)
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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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