Tommy Cooper Quotes - Famous Quotes by Tommy Cooper
Born: 1921-03-19
Died: 1984-04-15
Tommy Cooper Biography
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
- Tommy Cooper
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
- Tommy Cooper
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So I said to the taxi driver, 'King Arthur's Close.' He said, 'Don't worry, we'll lose him at the next set of lights.
- Tommy Cooper
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
- Tommy Cooper
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