Steve Martin Quotes - Famous Quotes by Steve Martin
Born: 1945-08-14
Died: 0000-00-00
Steve Martin Biography
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin
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An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
- Steve Martin
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Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!
- Steve Martin
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
- Steve Martin
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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
- Steve Martin
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
- Steve Martin
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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
- Steve Martin
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I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was — an Arctic region covered with ice.
- Steve Martin
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
- Steve Martin
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
- Steve Martin
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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
- Steve Martin
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I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
- Steve Martin
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
- Steve Martin
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The problem most people have with resisting temptation is that they never really want to discourage it altogether.
- Steve Martini
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
- Steve Martin
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Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!
- Steve Martin
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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
- Steve Martin
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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
- Steve Martin
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