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No Santa Claus! Thank God, he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
- Francis P. Church
*** I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
- Shirley Temple
*** Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
- W. C. Fields
*** discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money? (from Marvin)
- Tom Armstrong
*** Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
- Victor Borge
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