Joey Adams Quotes - Famous Quotes by Joey Adams
Born: 1911-01-06
Died: 1999-12-02
Joey Adams Biography
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
- Joey Adams
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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
- Joey Adams
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
- Joey Adams
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In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
- Joey Adams
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Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with pompous dignity.
- Joey Adams
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
- Joey Adams
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Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
- Joey Adams
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People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
- Joey Adams
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Smack your child every day. If you don't know why -- he does.
- Joey Adams
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