Dennis Miller Quotes - Famous Quotes by Dennis Miller
Born: 1953-11-03
Died: 0000-00-00
Dennis Miller Biography
A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.
- Dennis Miller
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Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
- Dennis Miller
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I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.
- Dennis Miller, MCing the 1991 Emmies
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I rant, therefore I am.
- Dennis Miller
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This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
- Dennis Miller (told to me by a CV employee)
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
- Dennis Miller
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