Tim Vine Quotes - Famous Quotes by Tim Vine
Born: 1966-00-00
Died: 0000-00-00
Tim Vine Biography
I was reading a book...'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
- Tim Vine
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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.
- Tim Vine
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So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"
- Tim Vine
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